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plasticbagvevo:

"Free Wi-Fi!"

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"Please ask a staff member for details."

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(Source: problemactic)

thesorrovv:

ma’am im sorry but that baby was due today, i don’t care if its not done just turn in what you have

put some numbers in my ask

  • 1: let's have sex
  • 2: let's have sex
  • 3: let's have sex
  • 4: let's have sex
  • 5: let's have sex
  • 6: let's have sex
  • 7: let's have sex
  • 8: let's have sex
  • 9: let's have sex
  • 10: let's have sex
  • 11: let's have sex
  • 12: let's have sex
  • 13: let's have sex
  • 14: let's have sex
  • 15: let's have sex
  • teacher: you have a new classmate
  • me: please for the love of god be a hot boy

ryahn:

grapewallofchina:

ryahn:

grapewallofchina:

80% exhaustion 10% sarcasm 20% dont care

that’s 110 percent

20% of me doesn’t care

should’ve seen that coming

icarly-official:

awkwardly raising your hand to answer a question when the entire class shouts out the answer
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every. time. now i dont ever raise my hand

sexualbae:

won’t drink lukewarm water but i’ll put another person’s genitals in my mouth